Masturbator Pro

erika
2007-11-13 23:37:56
wtf

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carlo
2007-11-14 03:13:21
LOL!

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Paul
2007-11-14 03:44:16
I was thinking it was a joke but...
it's true and it works.

rofl you're mad man :)

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ilbasco
2007-11-16 01:18:28
lo consiglio a tutte le mi fans.....eheheheheheh

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mirko23
2007-11-16 01:24:14
numero!

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kRacK
2007-11-16 01:28:19
Tekno folle.

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rudymentale
2007-11-16 01:50:23
mattè, tu si paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzo.

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CinziolikkiA
2007-11-16 20:22:59
ahahahahahahahahahhaha mattè sei un genio :°)

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intimo metropolis
2007-11-16 21:19:20
Grazie a Masturbator Pro nella sola zona di commenda la vendita di mutandine è aumentata del 30%. Grazie Matteo da parte di tutto lo staff

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Santo
2007-11-16 21:23:39
Lo consiglio a tutti i Carusoidi!!!

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Icinxs
2007-11-17 15:46:24
I want a high speed

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mariella
2007-11-17 17:14:20
mattè sei un grande!!! shene...

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Carlos
2007-11-19 01:42:27
Genial es maravilloso,me pone a cien!!

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mik
2007-11-20 07:08:22
Охеренная и нужная в хозяйстве вещь!!!

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kuzya
2007-11-20 13:21:20
ахуееная замена миня пианого моей подруге)

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sandy
2007-11-20 21:09:48
this app aint workin on my nokia 6600 :(

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Teknoraver
2007-11-20 23:25:09
Read the note: Masturbator Pro can't work on a 6600
because a Java app can't let the phone vibrate with some Nokia S60 phones
You will figure out that many games that makes the phone vibrate won't do it on your 6600

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fpitt
2007-11-23 17:35:52
Indubbiamente il modo migliore di sfruttare l'API Java per i cellulari, un'autentica rivoluzione per le amanti del "sesso telefonico". Forse con il software sarebbe il caso di fornire anche un involucro resistente alle secrezioni vaginali..magari marchiato GNU :D

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gas
2007-11-23 17:56:46
Бляяя!!! Почему у меня такой старый сотовы и не работает? :(

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s4brys
2007-11-25 19:19:42
sei un pazzo!!!ma proprio x qst sei un grande!!!!ahahahahehehehehehe

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alien
2007-11-27 22:35:12
grosso mattè

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PReDaCoN
2007-11-28 19:52:52
Ad un milione di download teknoraver creerà per noi anche un programma java per maschi :)
Ingegnati ingegnati :P

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teknoraver
2007-11-28 19:55:27
Il programma "for boys" è gia in cantiere
si chiama Fuckalendar e gestisce un calendario con i cicli delle tue donne,
per chiamare sempre quella giusta...

Fuckalendar, per il maiale che non deve chiedere, MAI

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uzi
2007-12-01 16:04:28
works geat with my wife!

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Alex
2007-12-01 20:28:47
heey, this software gives me a lot of fun... just imaging the fact of app purpose I fall into laugh :D

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slimboyfat
2007-12-02 00:44:22
comunicato stampa della vodafone:il prossimo spot includerà una prova del masturbator pro con ilary blasi

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powah
2007-12-02 16:19:39
mattè tu si nu cazzu i ciuatu sempre detto ahudashduah

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astars
2007-12-05 23:42:08
Hahahaha sei un genio

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astars
2007-12-05 23:53:20
Testato sul Motorola V3 e va alla perfezione. L'unico problema e' che se chiudi il flip del telefono l'applicazione si ferma -.- Sarebbe meglio che continuasse se no la mia ragazza si annoia... Gia' e' sottile di suo sto telefono :P

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Teknoraver
2007-12-06 00:06:08
astars: e tu non farla annoiare ;)

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Toddular
2007-12-07 14:45:08
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA

This is fucking awesome. I'm going to make my girlfriend use this.

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Jorma
2007-12-13 12:48:45
Perkele, jyrää kakkosessa.

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Ger
2007-12-13 22:40:50
Its great, it works in my cellphone.
You can also use to make cellphones batlles.

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E90
2007-12-14 19:41:17
Works fine Nokia E90.

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Una
2007-12-14 21:03:33
Ahahahah 6 un genio .. !!! Io vivo con il cellulare in mano e i miei amici mi dicevano : ma che ci fai anche l'amore?? Ora praticamente si!! Bwahahahaha

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trk
2007-12-15 13:06:09
Ti hanno linkato anche su un sito x cellulari italiano! Stai diventando famoso :)

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Angelica
2007-12-17 01:51:13
ohhhhhhhhhhh santo cieloooooooooo

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ximo
2007-12-17 02:58:30
finalmente il cellulare servirà a qualcosa di utile!!!!

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wiSe
2007-12-18 22:12:55
o fra si nu psant ma se è qualcosa RAGAZZE CONTATTATEMI vi aiuto io

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BR1
2007-12-19 09:31:37
ME NE COMPRO SUBITO UNO E LO REGALO AL MIO COLLEGA MARCO C. COSI' NON VA PIU' A TOCCARE IL CULO AL SUO COLLEGA VINCENZO A.

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MASSIMILIANO M.
2007-12-19 09:33:18
LO CONOSCEVO GIA'. INFATTI LO USO DA SOLO DURANTE LA PRIMA MEZZ'ORA DI LAVORO, QUANDO ANCORA NON C'E' NESSUNO NEL MIO UFFICIO.

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MARCO C.
2007-12-19 09:36:10
ERA ORA CHE INVENTASSERO UNA COSA DEL GENERE. FINALMENTE NON SARO' PIU' COSTRETTO AD USARE LA MARMITTA BOLLENTE DELLO SCOOTER DI VINCENZO PER SODDISFARE I MIEI DESIDERI EROTICI.

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hastha
2007-12-22 14:27:00
i like that

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Venom
2007-12-28 15:45:51
Funny

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Alice
2007-12-28 20:55:02
After a while my phone (SonyEricsson)'s screen goes to stand-by and the vibration turns off. Can you fix it?

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shogun
2007-12-29 21:54:25
opo to iki

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Lara
2007-12-30 06:19:36
Awesome! Thanks for thinking of this!

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kieroseno
2008-01-01 15:04:36
It is not free, when those near the climax gets up and puts "demo mode 30 secs trial" :(

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teknoraver
2008-01-01 20:02:18
It's free, install it only from getjar.com
If it says it's a demo than it's a fake version

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BoLeRo_03®
2008-01-01 23:00:53
this doesn't wor on 7610...
is there any patch for this??

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teknoraver
2008-01-01 23:13:17
It could be the same issue that the 6600 has, try with the Normal profile...

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damn
2008-01-02 05:55:35
huhuh,,,,,,

must be great,,,if i instal it to my girlfriend`s handphone

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Jankende hond
2008-01-02 10:23:28
Hmmm, vreemd dat er nog steeds mensen zijn die dit soort dingen bedenken.... ach als je als vrouw niet eens meer het (goedkope) handwerk meer aan de praat krijgt ... ach zo'n trillertje gaar natuurlijk wel veel sneller en dus kom je sneller klaar maar vreemd dat iemand dit nog op de markt brengt... zijn er echt nog van die sukkels die het uitproberen .... ach waar gaat het heen met de mensheid ....

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Manon Thomas
2008-01-02 10:26:44
Trouwens wie gebruikt hier mijn e-mail adres....

DIe krijgt een rechtzaak aan zijn/broek...

Ik ben hier zo pissed over dat iemand naar mijn natte doosje zit te kijken ...

Bah ... trouwens ik vinger mezelf trouwens zelf wel klaar en daar eb ik GEEN Java applet voor nodig op mijn Nokia ...

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Fra
2008-01-02 13:59:24
la migliore invenzione del 2007!!!!!!!
grazie

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Dani
2008-01-02 16:44:00
GREAT!

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Akagi
2008-01-02 22:18:19
Ti hanno linkato su www.linkdump.be
gg

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Abufinzio
2008-01-02 23:12:59
vabbè

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tetas
2008-01-03 05:50:21
its okdfd

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8==D
2008-01-06 11:54:16
...what do you mean by "pro"? is there also a "base" version of the program? ;)

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Mika
2008-01-07 10:40:56
Hi, this app dont work on my nokia 3120 :( does anybody know how to implement this game or other vibratio stuff to my cell phone? thanks :P

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Marianna
2008-01-07 21:04:14
EHEH....sapevo di non aver speso 600€ solo x un normale cellulare.....

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Matti
2008-01-07 23:55:53
This is great. And very funny !

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Cutaco
2008-01-09 05:29:08
M gusta la idea x yo soy gay

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Mariah
2008-01-09 23:21:19
thank you so much!!!!

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H13N
2008-01-12 12:13:41
It makes me sad coz the galz in the campus always borrow my cell phone :'(
SWCU std.

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...
2008-01-13 23:01:39
hi.i installed it to my motorola rzr v3i. i can open it but no vibration.help please

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sordaglielo
2008-01-15 16:38:00
bella invenzione compà! mettetelo a velocità 9 vibrazione continua e lo zabaione viene ottimo!!

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Compas
2008-01-15 17:05:41
ma la figa del marinaio da attaccare all'iPod quando esce?

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ADA
2008-01-15 17:40:31
E fantastico... l'ho appena installato e lo sto provando proprio ora....

mmmmmmmmhhhhhh... poi la modalita casuale è la più bella xke non sai mai che ti aspetta...

credo che sto per avere un'orgasmo mmmh

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Elisabetta da CS
2008-01-15 17:43:28
OH MIO DIO
ti eccita
fa venire voglia...

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Silviu
2008-01-16 00:41:46
E super mijto,il bag prietenei mele in pizda si âi place foarte mult.pt pizde kre vor sa il bag si lor,rel la nr 0743391753

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Alex
2008-01-16 14:37:51
The download link at GetJar doesn't work anymore :s pls fix it!!!!!

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Anna
2008-01-16 17:39:19
The quickdownload code on getjar.com is not working! Help!

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teknoraver
2008-01-16 22:19:36
Does it works now or I have to signal it to getjar?

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Hyp3r
2008-01-19 18:43:22
O_____O

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Rosa
2008-01-20 03:51:44
Self sex in the digital era, LOL

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sara
2008-01-20 15:25:49

Hi, dont work on my nokia N95

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hepzibah
2008-02-08 00:26:05
Does it work on Nokia 6235?

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Cathy sex
2008-02-08 18:14:53
Hi, dont work on my nokia 5200

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teknoraver
2008-02-08 19:56:06
I know, read the note please

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Jane
2008-02-09 15:18:40
It doesn't work on Nokia E90 :-( The program opens but it doesn't vibrate.

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teknoraver
2008-02-09 15:36:00
for the last time:
WITH NOKIA PHONES YOU HAVE TO ENABLE VIBRATION IN THE CURRENT PROFILE (EG. GENERAL)

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Jane
2008-02-09 16:35:34
Thanks, that helped. Enable vibrator setting in the ring tone settings did the trick. Don't have time to write more... I'm going to the bedroom with my nokia ;-)

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CARLETTO
2008-02-10 04:37:29
Mattè sei il numero 1...

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Sara
2008-02-10 10:39:36
Where can i upload pictures of me using this?

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teknoraver
2008-02-10 19:36:34
Sara:
just above the news there is my email address ;)

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Sarah
2008-02-10 21:57:02
Nice one, but ain't it easier just to buy a real vibrator? Have to be a underage or a shy as hell to use this. Just buy "pocketbullet" vibrator, it's small, very vibrating and nice phun to have with you. ;)

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El George
2008-02-15 16:34:03
This thing is totally awesome! I can keep it up my ass all day ;)

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Adrian
2008-02-16 07:41:32
is there anyway i can make it work in my nokia 7610? itz so exciting 2 hear bout dis but it doesn't seem 2 work in my fone.. HELP!!!

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nothing
2008-02-17 23:22:51
ого тут и русские появились... Клево... А что в натуре классная вещь?

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aira
2008-02-19 16:56:43
wow..

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fayaz
2008-02-26 08:36:43
farindshap

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Mariline
2008-03-03 17:12:27
Thank you, very nice, my pussy is very happy now cos my boyfriend is not good like masturbator.

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ciciioependolino
2008-03-04 01:09:44
allura si nu cazzu i ciuatu spiartu

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Nata
2008-03-05 16:41:14
Офигеть!Просто супер.

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Martha
2008-03-09 01:34:33
Nice...

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Fefge
2008-03-09 05:32:17
Excellent!!!

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Andres
2008-03-12 21:49:55
Nice work teknoraver

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kecrik
2008-03-16 08:22:10
gitu

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Dickz
2008-03-16 20:36:01
Cocok bwt para jablay yg ga laku.

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N75 Owner
2008-03-23 06:06:10
WOnt work on nokia N75

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mourad
2008-03-23 12:04:03
merci mon frere bon contun

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PielRoja
2008-03-23 23:15:57
no jodas mano es excelente jajajaja

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caito
2008-03-24 22:41:32
jajaja ta bueno

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serj
2008-03-30 17:49:30
it's a good idea but let girls buy a sex toy because the waves of mobile phones could be dangerous!

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DS
2008-03-31 18:47:12
It works on nokia 6300

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casiddy
2008-04-03 03:07:40
great this is awsome

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ASH
2008-04-03 20:07:31
hahaha this app is so cool. i didnt think it wud work but jesus it does!!!!

cant believe this has been created lol

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Yogendra Thakur
2008-04-06 11:15:08
Khatara chha yar.

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MARICAA
2008-04-07 03:42:55
MMMAAASTUURRBBBAAATOOOORR

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Mari
2008-04-09 22:15:03
Muy Bueno!

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LMAO!!
2008-04-11 08:42:21
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AWOW THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY!!!!! I FOUND IF ON A BLACKBERRY WEBSITE AND I WAS LIKE "OMG IS THIS A JOKE?!?!?!?!" HAHAHAHA IM STILL LOL-ING AT THE WHOLE IDEA!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA VERY NICE THO!!!!! LMAO!!!!!

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a0805144309
2008-04-21 15:40:05
Thanks

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spike
2008-05-02 17:14:25
this is sweet as love puttin it in galz and watching them scream wiff pleasure

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tetrisco
2008-05-08 21:19:58
Trop cool!
Un nouveau sextoy pour pas un centime!
C'est ma chérie qui va être contente!
Merci Matteo, t'es trop fort!

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teknoraver
2008-06-17 15:04:50
Comments are back ;)

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Tiziana
2008-06-26 00:09:55
Ma porca troia nn è uno skerzo!
Se solo l'avessi avuto durante quelle lunghe e tristi notti invernali...

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Meg
2008-07-03 02:32:31
I LOVE my phone now!!!

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CAR
2008-07-04 15:26:56
GOOD

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Jenna
2008-07-06 13:23:55
Oh my God, HAHAHA

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kikko
2008-07-09 01:41:28
Da dove si riconosce un genio?
I telefoni vibrano forse da 10 anni ma solo lui, Matteo Croce, ha creato "l'invenzione"

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Nanank_sembir
2008-07-13 04:44:21
Thanks mate..pacarku Yeti suka bgt digetar étélnya, tp hpku jd bau skrng!

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bersek1
2008-07-15 23:35:23
muchas gracias por este amiguito

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Federica
2008-07-31 12:21:33
wow this is *GASP* funny, but I have a *GAAASP* question... How do I *GASP**GASP**GASP* turn it off??? *GASP**GASP**GASP**GASP**GASP**GASP**GASP*

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dark
2008-08-05 05:46:15
jaja a ver q onda eh

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bigdick
2008-08-06 08:57:01
i shoved my blackberry up her ass, she loved it.
This is crazy!

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groove
2008-08-13 03:54:19
I have Nokia 6070, is not working due to this error, java/lang/IllegalStateException

Is there a way that you can compile it again, i dont know, or can you help me to solve the problem, any ideas?? recompiling maybe??
Ok, thanks, im waiting your answer

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op
2008-09-18 10:00:18
op

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me
2008-09-20 20:01:55
a big thanks. Its really pleasure. It case that me with my young sister to have a pleasure fun. Finally i could make her hot & she let me to do her inside...

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horney sister
2008-09-20 20:26:30
wow now my sister love my nokia n81. & it make my work more easier. She is only 18years but soon she will be deliver our baby & we saying thanks nokia masturbator. But also we are worried because in my country (iran) is not allowed the sex with sister. Please advice me what should to do to not pregnant. asad.27@live.com

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Tania
2008-11-27 01:19:18
Wow

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sdfa
2008-12-01 10:28:22
adfasdfasadfs

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Bebop
2008-12-20 23:47:23
Great app, but it would be nice if you could somehow make it register a click once every few seconds so it won't die because of the timeout on Ericsson phones. As far as I know there's no way to prolong the timeout.

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djfred
2008-12-21 05:11:04
Funny Application.
I just tried it on my 8350i Nexel Phone and it works, with no issues.

Thank you

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REM
2008-12-22 02:53:55
Shiny crazy peopleeeee

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Tigra
2009-01-18 22:20:07
Это просто чудесно! Я теперь не буду скучать, если моего парня не будет рядом...

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biotch
2009-01-24 10:39:19
nice idea..i'll give it a try

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catcat
2009-01-29 23:58:15
Forte complimenti!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

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yeah
2009-02-24 23:19:26
sickfuck

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exec
2009-03-08 03:04:33
Does nor work on Nokia E90

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Spitfire
2009-03-23 14:48:28
How about a manual on how to protect the phone from moisture during use.

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one
2009-03-26 17:02:41
y0!

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anitha
2009-03-26 17:47:53
does not work for nokia 5200


did any on just send me ...

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pat
2009-04-09 23:54:26
thanks great app! ! Dunno bout that iranian sustep fucker who made some comments. He n his sister need 2 get stoned 2 death. Did he mean his sister finally let him dual him thanks 2 your great app? And now pier having his child! Sick fuckers sure u didnt make this 4 likes of them!

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pat
2009-04-09 23:55:46
correction below comment. , iranian sister fucker

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pat
2009-04-09 23:56:57
also fuck him not dual him!

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Vicky
2009-04-16 10:28:36
Ya its very nice... Thank you so much....

I love this a lot...

Its too helpfull to me even in my class rooms...
I'll just switch it on and place on my pussy in classes its too safe...

i Love my phone so much now...

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paolo
2009-04-20 23:38:28
A velocità 8 è perfetto per la cervicale!

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sexkiller
2009-04-21 08:53:54
awesome! mi sono perso il nokia n96 li dentro e vibra ancora....sono diventato balbuziente con tutta questa vibrazione..va in overflow prima o poi? o è bug-free? thanks a lot! best regards, SexKiller

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sexPistol
2009-04-21 09:04:03
Adesso ho capito perkè l' IPHONE 3G SI KIAMA COSI

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petter
2009-08-21 20:46:49
full cool

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giò
2009-08-28 10:16:49
Ma sei proprio un deficiente usa quell'unico neurone che hai per capire che devi chiuderti in un tombino e tirare lo sciaquone

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teknoraver
2009-09-10 22:41:45
giò visto che stai in FIAT, masturbati col TwinTurbo ;)

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Tinn
2009-09-20 04:45:34
wow it really boggles me how far the horny minds go. pretty funny stuff

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^_^
2009-09-24 21:33:59
my girlfriend absolutly loved this app. As soon as I get to my house I'm checking the source code to hack a "remote control mode" to change settings from other phone...

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Julia
2009-10-16 03:33:56
I like so much put all phone into my pussy running with this app! some times when i feel to many stress i go work with APP running into my alternative phone and some times the batery can be able for more of 8 hours!! GREAT APP

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huhu
2009-10-22 07:12:53
cant work with N96.why?any idea?

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Lisa
2009-10-30 09:17:19
Man that is the best app ever.
Shoved it in my pussy for the first time and now I can't take it out. (No really, I charge my phone while its still in there!)

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hard_dick
2009-11-15 13:15:15
what about my dick dud ?

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Nora
2010-01-19 06:15:34
Cool. i finally found what i need

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Modestmayer
2010-01-20 00:25:59
That is so fucking awesome lol. I'm recommending it to all the women i know! except my mother of course... lol

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alfa
2010-01-20 17:13:46
cool

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a man
2010-01-31 12:02:55
is there an app for men needs?

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frankb
2010-02-02 19:13:00
Il file non è disponibile per lo scaricamento, dai un'occhiata ...

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frankb
2010-02-02 19:15:33
come non detto ... javascript disabilitato :-)

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